I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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