I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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