So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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