quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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