I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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