pedialite and red bull = repair kit
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
