Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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