I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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