i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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