let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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