Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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