But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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