I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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