Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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