I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
how do flat chested girls get laid?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
