Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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