Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
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