I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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