Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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