What did we do last night that was yellow?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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