Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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