I wanna bring you to show and tell
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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