Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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