Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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