Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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