Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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