Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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