I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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