ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
