please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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