I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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