She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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