And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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