the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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