you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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