I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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