i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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