how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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