he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
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