Whod you bang
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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