She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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