she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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