is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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