all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I just googled if crying burns calories
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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