i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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