It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I got inside last night via doggy door
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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