Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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