you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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