you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Randomize
