Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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