Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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