I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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