my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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